me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever
me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately
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“Trying to play hide and seek with my dog, but she gets just TOO EXCITED when I spot her lol”
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the monty hall saga
please watch brooklyn nine-nine
hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.
I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.
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I find the concept of growing in love so much prettier than love at first sight?? like one day you look at someone and you suddenly realize you see them in a different light than you did the night before. that’s falling.
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Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO
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The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.
Im fucking crying
Oh no
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i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off
But I’m not wearing socks??
i know some caring words that will put socks on you
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